dear paul rudd

A few months back while perusing the brilliant http://www.jennsylvania.com, we stumbled upon a post which essentially ended with Jen Lancaster pondering all the mundane things of life and posing them as questions to Mr. Rudd.

We do that a lot. We sometimes spend an entire day emailing each other questions for Paul Rudd to answer.

He has yet to reply.

This blog is dedicated to him and our (as yet) unanswered questions.

Dear Paul Rudd,

In case you forgot what you look like when you dance.  Here’s a video. 

Dear Paul Rudd,

Did you learn your sweet dance moves from Chandler Bing?  (Not Matthew Perry, but Chandler Bing.  Or as I like to sometimes call him Miss Chanandaler Bong.)

Later buddy.

chandler-dances-on-things:

Chandler dances with Lana Del Rey.

♦ Requested by: anne-rigby (et al.)

dear paul rudd, 

when the dog wakes you up at 4:30 am wanting to play and later pukes in the bedroom, what do you do?  

thanks, me.  

http://www.theawl.com/2012/01/paul-rudd-explains-why-men-are-obsessed-with-boobs

Dear Paul Rudd, 

ummmm, we sometimes ask you questions.  and yet, you have yet to answer.  why is that?  do we need to give you a video camera?  we will.  

and yes, i’m aware it’s been a while.  things have been busy.  we’ve had a crazy few months.  give us a break sheesh!  it’s not like you called us to check in.  

but we’re back.  oh…. yes.  we are back.  

dear paul rudd,

do you feel neglected? 

sorry.  our bad.  life, well, it’s a bitch and it gets in the way.  and sometimes, we forget to ask you questions. 

but anyway, nice job in that movie where zooey is your sister. 

ZOOEY'S MISCELLANY: an open letter to patt morrison

Dear Paul Rudd, we think this letter might be amazing, don’t you agree?  Bummer it had to happen though. 

zooeydeschanel:

Dear Ms Morrison,   JULY 11, 2011 

I feel compelled to respond to your recent blog post, regarding comments I “allegedly” made outside the BAFTA dinner on Saturday night. I never spoke to you at this event; in fact, you weren’t even there. I am completely and utterly shocked that a…

Dear Paul Rudd,
I’m really sleepy. Can you do my work for me?

Thanks.

johncagz:

Old Man In Sorrow (On The Threshold of Eternity) - Van Gogh


dear paul rudd,
do you look at van gogh paintings and get super depressed that he just didn’t see how amazing he was? 
secondary question: do you by any chance also think about that dr. who episode?

johncagz:

Old Man In Sorrow (On The Threshold of Eternity) - Van Gogh

dear paul rudd,

do you look at van gogh paintings and get super depressed that he just didn’t see how amazing he was? 

secondary question: do you by any chance also think about that dr. who episode?

(via whyiamtellingyouaboutit)